Saturday, November 29, 2008

THE DOLE SHALL SET YOU FREE

People ask me, Nancy, what did the Community Organizer mean by 'share the wealth'? Basically, it means we're going to take care of you. You'll have everything you need. You won't have to worry about paying your bills. We're not going to take away your rights, but give you new ones: the right not to be offended, the right to make the correct choice, the right to win, the right to certain commodities to be paid for by Other People's Money.

Because you deserve it. In the New World Order, freedom will be mandatory. Tolerance will be required. The only decisions you'll have to make will be who to screw & what to eat, although we'll probably regulate that too, but it's for your own good. Because we care.

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