THAT FUNNY LITTLE THING CALLED LIFE

For many long years I, Nancy, had pondered what I might do, should the Great Ring come into my hands, & behold! It was brought within my grasp. In place of the evil Bush you will set up a Queen. And I shall no longer be a mildly amusing laughingstock, but beautiful & terrible as the Morning & the Night! Dreadful as the storm & the Lightning! Stronger than the RNC! All shall love me & those who don't will feel my wrath!

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It's about f*cking time!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!