TURN YOUR HEAD & COUGH

Here I am preparing my super-spectacular stimulus package, to probe & tickle the soft squishy underbelly of the inflamed economy. First, we're going to invest squillions of dollars in massive make-work public works boondoggles that can only be paid for by taxing the living shit out of businesses & corporations. Screw them!

This will cause unemployment to spike as business profits tank, but we'll put those newly dispossessed to work on the public dime, raking gravel & collecting aluminum cans & building bridges to nowhere with full benefits & every other Monday off.

Eventually there won't be enough of a private sector left to pay the bills, & we'll reach that nirvana where we're all either civil servants or on the dole, a state of liberal enlightenment also known as 'France'.